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HIGHLIGHTS OF THE KISS YOU ALTERNATE VERSION
  • NIAM AT THE BEGINNING. NIAM AT THE BEGINNING. I FELT THAT TENSION.
  • HARRY SLAPPING NIALL IN HIS ROBE LIKE YOU BASICALLY WANT THE D HARRY GO AND GET IT
  • Harry like yenno leaning back on the motorcycle basically doing crunches like TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF LEMME SEE DEM ABS BB
  • LOLOLOL HARRY’S TEMPER TANTRUM ON THE BACK OF THE MOTORCYCLE YA YOU SHOUT IT OUT HARRY. SHOUT. IT. OUT.
  • Louis laughing like the angel that he is ashdjkfgbcadhjfbvakj
  • Niall in his ray bans because that was just a damn good decision for everybody in the entire world unnfffdamnndasjfg
  • NIALL IN GENERAL LOL ILL KILL YOU
  • THE ZARRY KISS LIKE FUQQQQQQQFUQUGQWJGDHFG LOOK HOW HAPPY HARRY WAS AND ZAYN WAS JUST LIKE VAS HAPPENING MOTHER FUCKER WHERES MY KISS YA YOU BETTER KISS ME
  • HARRY’S DANCE IN THE SKIING SCENE LOL STOP CAN I BE A BARNACLE AND ATTACH TO YOU PLEAS EPLEASEE AFE
  • SNOW GETTING IN HARRY’S MOUTH LOL SUCKER
  • OK. LOUIS. WHEN HE DOES THAT LIKE SLOW MOTION HOCKEY ARM. LIKE WHERE HE BRINGS IT IN THE AIR THEN LOWERS IT DOWN LIKE YOU CAN PUNCH ME WITH THAT ITS OKAY YOUVE ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE
  • LOUIS IN THE SKIING SCENE IN GENERAL. HGASFDHAUREGDRU ILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU LIKE YOU WANT ME TO AND ILL HOLD YOU TIGHT BABY ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
  • THE ZIALL KISS. LIKE THIS TIME ZEN WAS LIKE AWEE KILLIN MEH NIALL LIKE IT WAS THE SWEETEST MOST INNOCENT THING EBER
  • ZAYN’S TONGUE
  • LOUIS’S POUTY FACE
  • LOUIS looking somewhat TAN LIKE JOIN FABUTAN CLAN PLEAE
  • LOUIS’S HAIR LOUIS’S EVERYTHING
  • louis is literally mine, just putting it out there
  • WHEN ITS THE NANANANANANANANANA PART AND THEYRE JUST JUMPING AROUND HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE
  • zen gettin chased by the shark because that just never gets old im not gonna lie lol SHET SWIM FOR YORU LIFE
  • THE ZARRY BUTT SLAP WTF HARRY SLAP ME
  • LOL HARRY’S DANCE WHEN THEY SAY YEAH YEAH YEAH LIKE HE IS GOIGN ALL OUT
  • liam str8 flexing bby i notice u dont worry
  • ZAYNS SMILE. 
  • NIALL KISSING THE CAMERA AKA ME OK I LOVE YOU
  • LOUIS POITN TO ME EVEN MORE OK
  • fucking harry running across the screen lol gtfo
  • THE FIERCENESS IN ZAYN’S EYES AFTER HE KISSES HARRY
  • LOUIS
  • LOUIS
  • LOOOOUUIIISSSSS

I’m actually glad that One Direction sings Teenage Dirtbag because I used to listen to that song like everyday in junior high and it’s like a throwback from the future, yenno?

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THE FEELS ARE BACK NIGGA.

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THE FEELS ARE BACK NIGGA.

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I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS OOH GOOD THESE HARRY FEELS JUST WON’T GO AWAY LIKE THE BIRDS ADN THE SMIRKL AND THE EYE SEX HE BASICALLY JUST HAD WITH MEAWDFRWBFIQBHERA MY EYES ARE PREGNANT.

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I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS OOH GOOD THESE HARRY FEELS JUST WON’T GO AWAY LIKE THE BIRDS ADN THE SMIRKL AND THE EYE SEX HE BASICALLY JUST HAD WITH MEAWDFRWBFIQBHERA MY EYES ARE PREGNANT.

Imagines and fan fictions are hazardous to a fangirl’s health.

One thing that makes me angry is the fact that when the Red Nose Day videos came out, and the boys were crying and such, fans were more concerned over the fact that they were crying, instead of focussing on the reason why they were crying and the reason why they are in Africa in the first place. Like “Omg no bb dont cry~” Well shouldn’t that be more of an eye opener to the disease killing the children?

I mean, yeah it sucks to see your boys cry. But idk.. the whole thing seems selfish to me.

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i will stick my vagina in your mouth you slut. jk. vaginas arent pointy

Accurate for Niall and Liam. But I would like to see Zayn’s tongue, I would like to touch Louis’s bum and I would like to sacrifice my eggs for Harry. Maybe it’s because I’m having such huge Harry feels today. ugh.

Accurate for Niall and Liam. But I would like to see Zayn’s tongue, I would like to touch Louis’s bum and I would like to sacrifice my eggs for Harry. Maybe it’s because I’m having such huge Harry feels today. ugh.

I love live performances
  • That agressive look that Harry gets when he jumps and moves his hands in an upward motion, which tells fan to start jumping or screaming like fuck ok if that’s what you want
  • Just the agressive look he has while performing in general
  • Fucking Louis and his arm chops
  • Yeah and fuck the way you hold your microphone like it’s a precious baby who do you think you are hUH
  • The way Liam’s leg moves along to the beat. Not even an alternation between legs. Just his right one. LIKE WTF YOU SLUT STOP I’M ENTERING CARDIAC ARREST HELP MEHHH
  • Niall always looks like he’s having the time of his life NO MATTER WHAT SONG. “LWWY? Ya just lemme bounce like the happy irishman I am” “Moments. hold on let me make love to you im just a love machine and i wont work for nobody but you imma smash this solo” Craic me pl0x.
  • Zen. zen. ZeN. zeN. hit a perfect high note again and I will slap you with a hammer. WHO’S BREAKING TABLES NOW HUH. HUH.
  • HI IM ZAYN MALIK AND I LOOK GODLY IN ALL MY SOLO CLOSE UP SHOTS STFU LOOK INTO MY EYES let me serenade yaaaaaa
  • WOW CAN ONE DIRECTION JUST STOP MESSING WITH EACH OTHER DURING PERFORMANCES, IT IS LITERALLY THE CAUSE OF MY DEATHJFSGJHKDFVERKJF

So if I went on a date with Niall, I would probably ask him to take me to a football game and he could teach me all about the sport and such while we cheer for his Derby County. Then after we would go to Nando’s and have a craic (hehe. craic.) while discussing why we both love food so much. Then after he would serenade me with his guitar.